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Dear coworker who just microwaved hobo feet for lunch,,,, We hate you.. Love Stanley
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04-22-2014 18:27 by snotty
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I love that part of a healthy relationship where you realize what a psychopath your ex was.
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12-31-2013 16:36
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If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back.....sell all their crap on Craigslist.
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10-16-2013 10:10 by wayne-h
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Women are like puppies, if you hang around 1 for too long, eventually you'll bring it home & it will poop on everything you love.
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02-15-2016 03:47
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Dear pretty girls in my classes, You have significantly improved my attendance. Keep doing what you do. Much love, The brunette guy you keep catching staring at you.
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02-13-2012 23:14
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I wish I loved anything as much as some of you love to criticize & attack each other.
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07-08-2013 04:26
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i love when rich people compliment me on things that I spent less than $5 on
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12-29-2012 22:54 by Princess
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F'king love Sundays... Or any other day that's not Mon-Fri.
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04-14-2013 07:14
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Let me win your love so I can earn your hatred.
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05-27-2013 13:51
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I love going places just to spend the entire time taking my kids to the bathroom
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01-11-2021 08:01
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Love pshhhh I rather fall in chocolate
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02-14-2012 05:16
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I spread you before I eat you, I use my tounge to get you off, sometimes I lick your nuts.....mmmmm I love peanut butter
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01-26-2011 23:36 by Skittles
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i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off

I love my UPS guy. He's a drug dealer and doesn't even know it.
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06-01-2014 11:30
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God may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding..,.God thinks you suck also.
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12-14-2011 18:24 by Nick
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My coworker is making love to her lunch, or at least that's what it sounds like.

I like to play "Rodeo Cowboy" with my girlfriend. Whenever we're making love and I'm behind her, I call her by a different name and see how long I can hold on.

when love is in the air I put on my gas mask.
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02-05-2010 09:42
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Love is blind but hate has perfect 20/20 vision.

I don't think I have enough money to find long everlasting love.
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