BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.

   If you text someone to tell them you’re standing outside of their house instead of knocking on the door, then you probably text too much.

   If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.

   If she still adores you while you're covered in mud scrabbling to get out of a hole at rock bottom, she's definitely a keeper.

   You're never too old to become younger.

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!

   Voicemail should be renamed “messages from people over 40″

   Marriage: finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life

   I don't want perfect, I want honesty.

   Why is Monday still a thing?

   Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

   God made us plain and simple, but we have made ourselves complicated and difficult.

   Seriously though, nobody wants to hear your ringtone

   If your girlfriend doesn’t like that bi&ch, you don’t talk to that bi&ch.

   An apple fan walks into a bar.. Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more..

   It's amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman.

   Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.

   There is 2 types of ugly girls; the UGLY girls, and the girls with MAKE-UP.

   That split second when you are 100% sure ur gunna die after you lean to far back in ur chair

   We live on a world where smart people are called nerds and social outcast, and stupid people are the cool ones. And they get all the damn hot chicks.