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I love strippers. They're awesome. Plus I can't get my girlfriend to do shi t for a dollar.
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11-08-2012 13:29 by Baddie
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Ghetto Word of the Day: Decide “My boy fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.
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08-09-2011 19:03
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Do you think it's OK to cross out the word LOVE on a Valentines card and replace it with "WANNA F&@K"?
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02-11-2011 12:12 by Gil
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Just spent some time manscaping. Planning to donate to 'Locks for Love'.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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02-24-2010 13:14
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I know I joke around on facebook with status's about women but deap down I think the greatest thing a man can ever learn, Is how to love a woman and the feeling of being loved in return!
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11-22-2011 01:50 by lkleep
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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
How to win his love: 1. hold your own hair. 2. tell him he's big. 3. make him laugh at you. 4. be quiet.
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09-06-2012 14:32
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I love reading ppls status "off to the gym" when you know damn well they are only going to use the massage chair
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12-15-2010 11:44 by mlg
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I accidentally took my girlfriends birth control pills..... As soon as I'm done crying I'm gonna B*TCH you out....... Oh....... I love you! ♥
Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them.
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10-13-2011 03:57
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I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide
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08-15-2010 11:59 by L
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In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!"
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05-27-2010 14:27 by Leeferd
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i hate to love, I love to hate...
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01-28-2010 11:35
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While drunk me would love to grab your butt...sober me would probably agree
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01-24-2016 02:10 by Adriana
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Shoutout to all the girls who are curled up in a ball in their bed waiting for that goodnight text. Go to sleep, cuz he doesn't love you....
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02-21-2016 16:37
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Teacher: Johnny,Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence..... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and...Her-ass-meant a lot to me
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04-17-2018 04:50
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wondering if cupid has a job opening??? I would LOVE to shoot people in the Ass and get away with it!!!!
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02-13-2011 20:25
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Women love compliments. Unless it’s about her hairy chest or her moustache. Then you’ll get hit in the face with a handbag.
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06-29-2013 11:27
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Facebook is a distraction - an attractive waste of time. That's what I love most about it.
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08-19-2010 16:23
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