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I still let my phone ring a few times before answering when a person I'm interested in calls, so I seem busy.
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05-10-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark
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04-09-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Drunk Logic: "she's only ugly in the face."
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08-25-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
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01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO
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From now on if you type, LOL you should have to submit a video proving it.
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07-26-2011 22:39 by BEGO
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You don't have to be perfect to be useful....the rusty nail still holds the roof on.
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05-11-2012 21:33 by BEGO
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2. Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3. Commercial while watching a good show.
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02-21-2012 22:29 by BEGO
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Marriage. When dating goes too far.
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07-24-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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08-23-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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There's two kind of people in this world: People that use "lol" or "haha"
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06-15-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half Milk?
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04-16-2011 23:28 by BEGO
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To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life...also, thank you.
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05-02-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Poke me again, and I will stab you.
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10-03-2010 22:04 by BEGO
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If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut. If a guy does it, he's gay, definitely gay.
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08-16-2012 22:01 by BEGO
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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
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05-31-2013 21:20 by BEGO
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You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
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05-24-2014 22:18 by BEGO
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0 = The amount of care about your Candy Crush progress.
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07-26-2013 23:21 by BEGO
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EX means ..'' thanks for the EXperience , your time has EXpired , now EXit in my life . !
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11-25-2012 21:38 by BEGO
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Fact: Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
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04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO
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There should be some sort of device that instantly makes my bed less comfortable when my alarm goes off in the morning.
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12-15-2011 23:20 by BEGO
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