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You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.
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07-31-2013 20:17
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Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???
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07-01-2011 20:34
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I love you like white folks love their pet dogs.
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10-20-2012 15:06
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Trust gets you killed. Love gets you hurt. Being real gets you hated.
I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!
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12-07-2011 04:52 by Steve OH
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I'm just looking for a little love and financial domination. Is that too much to ask?
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12-11-2015 01:16
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Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?
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06-07-2013 05:41
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There are a million different ways to say "I Love You": "Put your seat belt on", "Watch your step", "Did you eat?", "Get some rest". You just have to listen.
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02-16-2016 16:52
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If you can't be with the one you love, tolerate the one you're with.
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01-26-2014 10:53 by Baddie
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"Let's have a march to show our hate and give speeches about love!" Women
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01-21-2017 18:23
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Living life through a recession; Got cereal, no milk. Got ham, no bread. Got love but no lover. Got juice but no gin.
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09-10-2011 05:36
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Due to recent developments in the love market, my emotional trust funds are temporarily frozen.
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04-09-2013 18:45
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I love myself because I don't have enough money to make other people do it.
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08-25-2012 12:04
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Besides falling in love. What other hobbies do you have?
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06-20-2012 14:29
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As I caress your firm roundness with my hands and press my face into your pink flesh your sweet juices run down my face. I love watermelon!!
when butterflies fall in love...do they feel humans in their stomach?
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04-07-2012 14:10
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Oh I love seven layer cookies!!! Each layer compliments the next. Right as the coconut starts to fade, HELLO Mrs. butterscotch!!!!
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11-17-2011 05:53 by Rob224
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Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X
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02-27-2010 09:01
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Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love... excuse me while I regurgitate.
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04-26-2010 20:47
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