aNGELA Funny Status Messages

   The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!

   Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.

   How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?

   'I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.'

   Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.

   being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S

   God: An invisible friend for adults

   I just saw a message in my alphabet soup. It says OOOOOO. Oh wait….I'm eating Cheerios

   My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)

   It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.

   Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

   I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!

   apparently I'm not wearing a sweater vest but rather a "quilted wife beater" priceless

   if common sense was made out of chocolate you wouldnt have enought to fill a smartie...