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Somehow, I don't know how, Obama gave Trump covid-19!

←Rate | 10-02-2020 08:14 Comments (0)

Hey Bernie and Joe don’t need advice from two old guys wearing Depends. We need TP....

←Rate | 03-12-2020 19:02 by Dan Comments (0)

Paul Manafort's shell company was called Summerbreeze. I guess that's just more proof that he's been a giant douche-bag all along!

←Rate | 08-07-2018 21:25 by YouWho Comments (0)

The bad news is: An Alligator swallowed your child. The good news is: We're gonna comp you Free Family passes to Disneyworld

←Rate | 06-16-2016 07:55 Comments (0)

GOP Convention Speakers: 1) Donald Trump's kids. 2) Donald Trump's wife. 3) Donald Trump's grandma. 4) Donald Trump's barber.

←Rate | 07-02-2016 15:38 Comments (0)

FOX Interviewer: Your wife is absolutely stunning for 46 Trump: SHE'S 46??*immediately suspends presidential campaign & logs onto Tinder*

←Rate | 07-19-2016 06:27 Comments (0)

Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

←Rate | 07-19-2016 19:26 Comments (0)

Calling yourself patriotic makes you patriotic the same way calling yourself a neurosurgeon makes you a neurosurgeon....

←Rate | 08-01-2016 19:59 Comments (0)

If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax,,, then Australia says it'll come clean about the platypus.

←Rate | 08-23-2016 22:51 by Snotty Comments (0)

If I had a bowl of Tic Tacs and told you that Donald Trump used them so he was ready to kiss women without their permission would you vomit?

←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:02 Comments (0)

The Michigan fans are worse than the Hillary Clinton's supporters on whining when they lose.

←Rate | 11-27-2016 19:36 Comments (0)

Hi Honey, Can you pick up a six pack of bud, and a taco Bill on your way back from the March....ry

←Rate | 01-21-2017 23:48 Comments (0)

Cant wait till tomorrow so the Mexican hookers go back to work.

←Rate | 02-16-2017 15:06 Comments (0)

Trump supporters like me are so poor, we have to create a g-mail account just so we can eat the spam.

←Rate | 03-21-2017 15:30 by LS Comments (0)

In Trump's America, reading is for dummies. Watch more TV.

←Rate | 03-21-2017 15:40 Comments (0)

Republican Marriages: To avoid temptation, Mike Pence won't dine alone with women. To avoid temptation, Melania Trump lives in New York.

←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:16 Comments (0)

Arron Hernadez's lawyer: "Hang in there" Arron Hernadez: "will do"

←Rate | 04-20-2017 07:15 Comments (0)

When she suddenly stop singing while she's bathing, just know she's washing her P*ssy

←Rate | 09-24-2017 04:26 Comments (0)

All houses made out of wood are tree houses.

←Rate | 01-19-2018 23:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)

To be fair, Trump thinks Meals on Wheels is a taco truck and he hates Mexicans.

←Rate | 03-19-2017 16:42 Comments (1)