trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   Forget the wall Trump wants us to pay for. WTF is he doing about Nickleback?

   I'm still waiting for this civil war you promised for impeaching Trump.

   Nobody loses an election like Trump...nobody. Nobody knows more about it. He's the stable genius of losing over and over again. You wouldn't believe it.

   Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."

   The leader of the Freedom Caucus confirmed to CNN today that they wouldn't vote yes because Trump didn't say "please".

   I can't tell the difference between Melania Trump and Kaitlyn Jenner.

   I love Trump so much, I'm willing to make up anything in order to make Joe Biden look bad. Come back Trump, I can't live without you!!!

   What did a Hillary supporter say to a Trump supporter on Thanksgiving ? - Happy Thanksgiving America ! from a Canada :)

   Kanye West is bankrupt and wants to run for President in 2020, he'll a better candidate than Trump is with four bankruptcies.

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   Well, well, well, Trump is siding with Putin once again. Lovers in a dangerous time.

   Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???

   I find it quite humorous how many Trump humpers watched the State of the Union.

   The worlds greatest marionette is Putin. He has Trump as a puppet and I can’t even see the strings.

   Sorry, I meant to say why does Trump keep bringing up Biden's past. Sorry for the mistake.

   Without Trump in the White House, I don't think I'll have the will to live.

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   For a person who loves having a lot of gold things. That trump would have a golden retriever.

   Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....