trump Funny Status Messages

   Ivanka Trump, the latest to join the cast of the confusing reboot to The West Wing.

   Number of times Trump has been under Federal investigation: 169, Hillary - 1. Seems like an easy choice to me...

   Trump is basically King Solomon, but stupid. He can’t think of a solution to the country’s problems, so he just divided it in two.

   Steph Curry is hesitant about going to the White House and Trump takes away his invitation. Tom Brady doesn't go to the White House and Trump doesn't say a word.

   If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?

   Trump invite the Russian national basketball team to the White House. Yeah, nothing's more American than a Russian team, lol

   It appears that Donald Trump got vaccinated. Now I have no choice to get it too, because I don't want my God, Trump, to be angry at me.

   Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?

   Trump will predict your weight. But if he gets it wrong you win a stuffed animal. No, one of the small ones the big ones are for show.

   Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!

   Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.

   Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.

   Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.

   ..... This is really weird .... For some strange reason ..... every time I pick up my Cat I end up thinking about Donald Trump.

   The news is so fake. Trump University is still active and running stronger than ever.

   A man goes to the white house to see trump the Marine guard tells him Trump is no longer the president and is not here. The man returns the next day asking to see trump

   I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials

   When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.

   Today is the Navy's and Tiffany Trump's birthday. Guess which one Trump only acknowledged? The wrong answer is Tiffany.

   Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.