trump Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if Trump does all his tweeting while taking a dump on the toilet.

   My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.

   America's enemies must be shaking in fear of this new "All talk, no action" approach to foreign problems. I mean Trump can really, really talk.

   I thought Trump said for every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, he have many to take their place. Was he lying? No he can't be, because he's Trump.

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   Trump: “a great leader like me always keeps his opponents iin the dark”. Also Trump: “I think I’ll tweet a dozen times about my China trade strategy and exactly how it’s working”.

   Donald Trump claims to only be 236 pounds. His pot belly, turkey neck and jowls plead the fifth.

   don't forget, I'm also just a girl; dressed upas a slutty nurse; standing in front of a boy; dressed up as Donald Trump; asking him to finger bang her in the alley before she sobers up.

   *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form

   Trump was chosen to lead the Israelites out of Egypt, but he couldn’t go because of bone-spurs.

   Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   Trump condemns Hurricane Harvey for violence and devastation, but insists "Texans have provoked Mother Nature. There's blame on many sides."

   Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!

   With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"

   Can't wait for the fat man to show up on Christmas eve, and no I'm not talking about Trump.

   How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?

   Hmmm, I really would like to see some of you get punched in the nose at a Trump ralley

   The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!

   Donald Trump public ally supports Bill O'Reilly. In other news, dozens of female White House staff change their mind about speaking out against sexual harassment. Kellyanne silently weeps while tiny fingers rub her thigh.