trump Funny Status Messages

   Score one for the good guys! Trump is going to protect the dreamers.

   Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.

   This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.

   Trump lost the trade war with Mexico, bwahahahahaha! Get use to losing all the time, with dump in office, America will keep on losing!

   Colin Kaepernick says America is not great and people tell him to leave. Donald Trump says America is not great and may become president. White privilege.

   Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.

   A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.

   Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow so we have one less hour of Trump.

   I swear, what is wrong with people? Supporters are burning their MAGA hat's because Trump did the right thing and protected the dreamers? Wow!

   I hate to admit it, but Trump is no good at being President. He can't do a simple task of uniting the people together.

   With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?

   Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.

   Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.

   Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.

   It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.

   Melania Trump to have first state dinner by herself. Hmmmmmm, interesting.....

   I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.

   I just found out Donald Trump is actually vaccinated. What's up with that!? What a traitor!

   It looks like Turkey did take Trump's economy threat seriously. Gee, what a surprise.

   Immigrants can either take Trump's "purity" test, or have the fastest time in the American Ninja obstacle course.