friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and becomes immortal. Is it Commando Friday yet?

   If everybody's working for the weekend that means someone has been working for the week and they need to be stopped.

   Cheers to Friday & the weekend, but most of all thanks to good weather & friends who will get together!!!

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   To all of the Canadians celebrating Canada Day in America this weekend ..... Your Welcome.

   I got My space and Facebook mixed up this weekend... I kept telling people come on My-Face!!!

   I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday....... 

   hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !

   Just clubbed a Chik-Fil-A Cow with my Louisville Slugger and is now planning a rip roarin' BBQ this weekend and you're all invited...you're welcome.

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .

   Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.

   I just read an article that Black Friday in Ferguson was a smash hit....

   heard someone say there is a .45 cent concert going to be held this weekend on national tv...it will be 50 cent, featuring Nickleback.....

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.

   Cheesy pick up line for the weekend: "Well, your here so I got my treat.How about we go to my place for some tricks?"

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.