trump Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?

   Mitch McConnell and donald trump: The new story book version of the tortoise and the hare.

   the USPS should make stamps of Donald Trump just so everyone can say "I have a 'Trump Stamp' "

   Did you know the women in Trump's family learned a long time ago how to protect their private parts when Trump is around them.

   Anyone who believes that Trumpers think Donald Trump created the vaccine but won't take it because it's poisonous obviously has the greatly diminished mental capacity of Dementia Joe

   Trump's smart, he doesn't pay taxes. Sniff. Russia, China and 400 pound people may be out to get us. Sniff.

   If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.

   Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?

   True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.

   Scary Halloween costume idea: nobody having more respect for women than Donald Trump.

   The two post down proves it. No matter how absurd it is, if Trump said it, the sheep will say it's right. At least I finally know the truth.

   Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.

   So, Trump says he's the second coming of Jesus. Cool, that won't make God angry one bit.

   Trump In 1776: Women love me because they'll be hung by a rope in the town square if they declare otherwise.

   Young Trump supporters are the kids who sell a gram or oregano to you for $25.

   : Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.

   Trump spends so much time golfing that if he doesn't qualify for the PGA Tour by the end of his presidency he's a failure.

   "Donald Trump for President" - Steve Harvey

   Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7

   Now we know why Trump wants nuts on flushing the toilets 10, 11, 12 times. He was stuffing the toilets with top secret documents.