Czovczov Funny Status Messages

   A salesman hugs a girl. GIRL: What the hell is this? SALESMAN: It is direct marketing. GIRL: *slaps him* SALESMAN: What was that? GIRL: A customer's feedback!

   if you have already read the books please don't spoil the ending of the world cup

   Its about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from Social Media.

   Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? If you want to know the answer, order both off the menu and see which one comes first.

   Dating was never my strong point because I've always been really good at getting laid.

   "I got my cat fixed" "Is it a dog now?"

   Safe word? It's more likely that you will need a white flag

   Don't spoil the Moment by getting busy in taking selfies for Facebook and instagram.

   Who need's a spouse when you have the Facebook?

   R.I.P to my normal sleeping pattern during this festive season.

   People leave, so I keep their voodoo dolls.