trump Funny Status Messages

   I rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass in a telephone booth, rather than listen to another one of Trump's speaches.

   If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.

   Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!

   Trump will be President!....I'm just seeing if I'm right on my Facebook memory. Thanks

   At one point yesterday, the whole world was on Twitter...except for Trump.

   How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.

   Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!

   The Republicans and the Libertarians should merge their Presidential tickets. Then Trump could really talk about his Johnson!

   Yes! Lets recount exactly how Donald Trump won!!!!

   My coworker likes Trump because "he always speaks his mind." Wonder how much my coworker would like me if I always spoke my mind.

   hey when does special Ed classe begin this fall for you anti-trump bashers?

   Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.

   Good job Trump for finally denouncing the white nationalists. Now that wasn't hard, was it?

   "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.

   Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. 

   The way Donald Trump think everyone is a killer, its safe to believe he was a cat in previous life.

   Dear Trump supporters, I don't know what century you guys live in, but all my clocks change themselves.

   Even Prime MInister Abe of Japan was surprised by how tiny Donald Trump's hands are, and he comes from a nation of tiny-handed people.

   Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.

   Don't get Donald Trump started on how Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd is no match for Dreamy Eyes Sean Hannity.