trump Funny Status Messages

   I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"

   DONALD TRUMP CIRCUS - When you're waiting for a joke to be over but its taking forever, thanks to some idiots perpetuating it.

   Mexican president Nieto threatens Trump.. Build the wall and we will launch bottle rockets at you!

   Jerry Sandusky was trending this month and I thought Trump made him the head of the Family and Youth Services Bureau.

   Democrat bill would force Trump to disclose White House and Mar-a-Lago visitors, including Vladimir Putin and Kanye West.

   Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.

   Why are people talking about Trump and hurricane Harvey, when they are not blasting Obama for Katrina. Am I right?

   Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.

   Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.

   Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.

   BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.

   Donald Trump in 2008: "Well, I know Hillary Clinton and she'd make a good president or good vice president." Then why does Trump support corrupt people?

   Trump reveals his medical records. They include Dr. Dre, Dr. Hook, and the Spin Doctors.

   Air Force One is a major downgrade for Trump! Will he stanhd for it?

   Sources say Michael Flynn may have turned on Trump and become witness for FBI, or as Donald calls them, Female Body Inspectors.

   IS relies on propaganda to recruit. Trump did the same with his 2nd Amendment remark!

   Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.

   You mean the high prices of gas and groceries which is happening all over the world because of a pandemic? Grow up and accept that Trump lost fair and square.

   Remember when Trump fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama? Coronavirus remembers.

   Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.