LEMONPILLOW Funny Status Messages

   A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.

   ..when people write "is ;-)" as their stat message,you tend to think,well,if I was ";-)" would I stop and write a stat update about it? Obviously you're not ";-)" very well.

   ..is at home taking care of mum after her accident..she fell in front of a man and ended up with a big bump. A bit like how I was conceived,really ..

   My journey of a thousand miles began with a single step. But I had the wrong shoes on and now i've gone back a few paces.

   ■I'm going to protect my statuses on Christmas this year so Santa can't “know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake.” Take that!

   ..is tired of waking up to his antics so she set a trap last night..Jack Frost won't be nipping any noses now for a LONG time..

   I bought a dog and named him Stay. Poor thing gets confused when I call him "Come here,Stay!" "Come here,Stay!"

   ..i blame my typos on my years as a postwoman. Even today I cant help but miss a letter ot two..

   So far this year, my hindsight is only 20/10.

   ..was reading the bookThe Dog That Never Dies. She couldn't put it down.