mickeybruce Funny Status Messages

   ...so the stumbling Cowboys play the bumbling Vikings on Sunday. Uh oh. Somebody gonna be 1-4.

   ...the monkey's out of the bottle, man.

   just looked at Yahoo! Trending Now: Brett Favre and Britney Spears right next to each other. Uh-oh. This could get out of hand in a hurry...

   if at first you don't succeed, try again until you bleed

   know why McDonald's restaurants always smell so bad? 'cause the people that eat there poop there.

   not many people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on. His name was FrankEinstein

   has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP

   and, finally, what do you call a deer with no eyes? I-Have-No-I-Deer!