abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages

   When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that IS the IQ test.

   Happy "Romantically Challenged" Day.

   People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.

   Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.

   There's nothing more exhilarating than playing air guitar in your underwear...

   I'm about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings

   Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."

   What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.

   Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup...

   Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.

   Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives.

   Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right

   Your profile said you had a body like an amusement park, but when I met you it looked more like a trailer park. what gives?

   Why do all the beautiful women with blond hair, dye their roots brown?

   Charlie Sheen is Kenny Powers with more money.

   As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want

   Someone needs to uninvent the internet so we can all start getting some stuff done.

   "Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days" - Tupperware

   it bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening?

   Just met one of those people that start laughing at things you said 10 minutes ago....because they just "got it"