SEDDY90 Funny Status Messages

   Dear Nosey Friend, I know you're reading my inbox while You're "playing" with my phone.

   BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

   like If you ever Scream at Dora because whatever she's looking for, is right behind her...!!!!

   Bruno mars is catching grenades and Taio Cruz is using dynamite, well it's obvious they've been playing COD..#blackops

   #DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"

   Notice Liars have 2 or 3 stories like a big house!!!!

   Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.

   I've just bought a Dalmatian puppy. And I've found out if you join all the dots together with a marker pen... ...it doesn't wash off.

   Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?

   i already owns a 3D television. I call it "my window."

   What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.

   If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!

   Sometimes I think that my parents had me just so I could clean the house for them.

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.

   I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face :)

   If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.

   "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

   Parents call it "talking back" we call it explaining.

   Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)

   C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing