Reznor Funny Status Messages

   Gonna dress in drag and head on up to Chik-Fil-A!

   1990: I like big butts and I can not lie! 2005: Booty, booty, booty, booty- rockin everywhere! 2011: Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass!

   What if the dryer didnt take a sock, but actually gave us an extra sock - Some stoned dude

   OK if you really want me to watch soccer so be it. but for the life of me I don't understand why the counter counts up????

   Was just informed that Turkeys cant fly. Thats messed up! All those times hunting and I was looking up!!

   Just had sex with a Prostitute who had only one eye. Told her I might see her again. She said shed keep an eye out for me.

   You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching your kids to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

   I wasnt that drunk man. Dude you asked a bum if you could bum a cig.

   Found the pot at the end of the rainbow and I smoked it........

   Veni, vidi, vici- I came I saw I conquered ~~ Julius Caesar. Vidi, Vici, Veni - I saw, I conquered, I came! ~~ Some single dude

   30 minutes till the Walking Dead!