Lil-David Funny Status Messages

   I don't know if I need to close one eye and fart, or sh-t and go blind

   We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.

   Colorado is changing their state flower to "Sinsemilla"

   With my luck that Southwest plane would have landed in rebel terrorist controlled Syria!

   The opinion of one is the opinion of all........

   Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury

   Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber BFF'S

   I. really hate when Grandma gets me underwear for Christmas-they are always. " I Won't Get Caught Dead In Whitey-Tightys!"