trump Funny Status Messages

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

   Dear Facebook, how does it matter what Trump thinks about me? What matters is what he thinks about our beautiful land of America

   Actually, Trump didn't fire the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama. But I do remember when their planned budget cut happened so they could focus on real issues. Coronavirus lies.

   How long before Donald Trump claims the Obama White House assassinated JFK?

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   At a rally tonight Donald Trump asked, "How stupid are the people of this country?" He should know since they're all at his rally.

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   Trump asking the media not to be rude is like Jeffery Dahmer criticizing a victim for their dining etiquette.

   : Trump "This is the longest improv show ever."

   Trump should grab Hillary my the p***y and drag her off the stage...

   It took Trump two days - and outcry from lawmakers and many other people on social media -- to condemn white nationalists and neo-Nazis. I no longer want to support a president like that. I was a huge Trump supporter - not anymore...

   Yall remember when in 2013 Obama shut down the government... Welp in 2020 Trump shut down the whole USA

   . The Afghanistan address trump gave monday was very similar to one that Obama gave. Trump needs to get a new speech writer.

   Monster Nursery Rhymes: Humpty Dumpty fell off of Trump's wall and had no health insurance.

   "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth" - Trump self pep talk in the mirror every morning.

   Interesting. Donald Trump Jr. said his dad releasing tax returns would lead to too many questions. Questions like, "Why have you never, ever paid taxes?"

   At our family weddings, we always watch our senile old grandpa to see what dumb thing he will do next. Now Trump fills that role for the whole country.

   Trump just blame Obama for wire-tapping his phone. My phone just got tapped too, I blame Trump.

   I'll be back soon. I have to go to the bathroom and take a massive Trump.