trump Funny Status Messages

   I'm at the World Series game and they showed Trump on the big screen. All I could hear was boos and "lock him up" chants, lol

   I just saw the video of Trump and the Russian ladies. It isn't as bad as it seems. Trump got stung by a jellyfish, and that is why they were peeing on him.

   America and Britain are having a competition on who can f*ck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

   🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶

   Trump: I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

   If you think the Dems worked with the entire world on a “new hoax” to take down Trump, then yes I think you are stupid.

   Breaking news .. Trump declares murder hornets to be a hoax ... fake news!

   I see Trump is still living rent free in the heads of those who live rent free... in mommy and daddy's basement.

   Jada Pinkett-Smith should picket Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being too white.

   Donald Trump says he "will spill the beans " on Cruz's wife, I always wondered what beans Heidi eats??

   I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.

   Sarah Palin still a Trump loyalist?

   Trump's new moderated immigration stance: Instead of building a wall, he only wants a heavy curtain or moveable partition.

   Meatloaf's "Two out of Three Ain't Bad" is Trump's favorite song about what is the appropriate percentage of your wives who should be immigrants.

   When Trump was pledging to drain the swamp, his rabid supporters never noticed that he didn't have anything good to refill the swamp with once it was drained.

   Well if Donald said it, it must be true. So there you are, no one has done more for equality than he has. MLK could take lessons from Trump.

   that a Trump rally? I thought it was the casting for "The Walking Dead"...

   Donald Trump seems like the kind of guy who had a Y2K bunker.

   I'm very curious to see how many people still believe Trump when Trump said that past presidents told him that they wanted to build a wall, when the past four living presidents publicly announced that they never said no such thing to him.

   Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.