friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Friday's smell like vodka

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   "Free at Last!! Free at Last!! Thank God Almighty it's Friday!!!!"

   Another weekend.. another opportunity to ruin a woman for all other men who may follow in her life.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... opps wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs!!! ;)

   Good morning Tuesday...tell your pal Friday he needs to come around here tomorrow.

   Roman Catholic dietary law classified aquatic mammals as fish rather than meat. therefore, you are free to eat beaver on Good Friday.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   Over the weekend, Dallas gave Michael Vick the key to the city. What's next for Vick -- an award from PETA?

   ATTENTION !! Today has just been Upgraded to ... FRISKY FRIDAY !!! Thank you...

   I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

   This weekend I will be drinking in Dog Beers, that way it doesn't sound like I am such a lush.

   If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.

   Amy Winehouse started writing songs for a new album this weekend - she only got through a few lines.

   When asked by reporters what he had planned to do on his wedding, Heff said he planned to watch a movie, runaway bride because it seemed appropriate.Really? I guess so. I would have thought A Weekend at Bernie's or Cocoon. :P .

   Knock knock. Who's there? Weekend! Weekend who? 'We can end' working for a couple of days thank you very much!!!

   To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?

   I tried making some rabbit stew this past weekend, but my wife complained that there was a hare in it.

   .... Told the wife that next long weekend I'm gonna actually get off the couch and take those Christmas lights down. Unless I see a spider then the whole things off.

   playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone