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   messageicon Ever have one of those days where you want to punch someone so hard in the mouth that they will have to stick a toothbrush up their a$$ to brush their teeth?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 09:05 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got Cowboys vs Aliens from Netfl*x in the mail, you should have seen the disappointment on my face when I found out it wasn't about Illegal immigration in AZ
←Rate | 01-09-2012 15:52 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything I know about the metric system, I learned from watching Farva on "Super Troopers".
←Rate | 07-24-2012 10:17 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went fishing before the strip club, first time I've smelled like fish before the club...
←Rate | 08-20-2013 11:00 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My God.....even I!M not white enough to like Michael Buble.....
←Rate | 12-18-2011 10:31 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went horseback riding yesterday, it was awesome feeling the wind in my hair...... Till the K-mart manager came out and said I had to leave...jerks!
←Rate | 11-09-2012 02:14 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon every time I see a mattress strapped to the top of a car I think its a prosty making house calls.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 14:06 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Herpes!"-What I see when your Facebook status says "Vegas, baby!"
←Rate | 06-27-2013 08:36 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:34 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well guys, if you want to have a baby born on 11/11/11 better go home tonight and put the meat to her
←Rate | 02-17-2011 13:48 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life Hack: Send your boss an email that says " Suck my A$$" and you wont have to go to work the next.
←Rate | 07-14-2016 15:13 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most of us will spend part of our life having Larry King for a stepfather.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 10:24 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk girls whisper in caps lock.
←Rate | 10-01-2012 08:20 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon There must be a trick to fighting fire with fire because I pretty much just burnt down my whole house...
←Rate | 03-18-2016 12:58 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then it hit me, reality- just like when you realize the chicken you ate last night wasn't cooked all the way...
←Rate | 02-21-2011 17:05 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadians aren't as polite as everyone thinks. In fact they're pretty gangster. Today, for instance, I witnessed a drive-by apology.
←Rate | 06-02-2014 17:17 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bought my first Bluetooth last night at a gas station. Haven't used it yet but it works great. I leave it in and people no longer look at me like I'm nuts when I talk to myself.....
←Rate | 08-06-2012 11:04 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay. ..Mr.Plow is here! Won't have to eat another kid.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:29 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex-step mom was so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals.
←Rate | 10-23-2012 12:00 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Who's shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward.
←Rate | 07-09-2013 13:13 by SEAN Comments (0)  




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