friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20

   its the weekend so live it up, charge it down, puff it off, smash a line, blow out blind and destroy your mind!!

   Gay divorce proceedings - "You can have the belts, I want the shoes, we share the hair product and moisturizers. Weekend access for the dog"

   I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

   Monday morning is a slap in the face to wake us up from our weekend daydream.

   "Mommy, can we go visit grandpa in Washington this weekend?" "Barron, I've told you a hundred times that is your Daddy."

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...

   I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.

   Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.

   This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.

   Lets be honest here. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend, there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.

   ~ Alright everyone put on your Happy Face! It's time for the HAPPY FRIDAY BOOTY SHAKE! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_\_) Have a great weekend!

   My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. ... Which is a shame, because I fancy him.

   Oh I so enjoy reading on weekend nights on things that I could have been doing.

   Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.

   Re-up with Sam Hurd this weekend just isn't going to happen...