trump Funny Status Messages

   Melania Trump did her part in saving American jobs by having her official portrait taken at a local Sears Photo Studio.

   Super bowl sucked I guess we should blame Trump for that too.... haha

   Trump: Don't judge me on the man I was 10 years ago. But please judge Hillary on the man her husband was 20 years ago.

   I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?

   The way Americans feel about Donald Trump running for President is the way the rest of the world feels about America.

   Donald Trump....Going to Make America White Again

   Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf

   If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never ever let them go, unless his name is Donald J. Trump.

   Our office went out for the first time to celebrate the fact our Trump supporter coworker got fired.

   I heard Trump is backing out of the debate Tuesday night. It was just too taxing for him.

   GOP Convention Speakers: 1) Donald Trump's kids. 2) Donald Trump's wife. 3) Donald Trump's grandma. 4) Donald Trump's barber.

   FOX Interviewer: Your wife is absolutely stunning for 46 Trump: SHE'S 46??*immediately suspends presidential campaign & logs onto Tinder*

   Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

   If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax,,, then Australia says it'll come clean about the platypus.

   If I had a bowl of Tic Tacs and told you that Donald Trump used them so he was ready to kiss women without their permission would you vomit?

   Trump supporters like me are so poor, we have to create a g-mail account just so we can eat the spam.

   In Trump's America, reading is for dummies. Watch more TV.

   Republican Marriages: To avoid temptation, Mike Pence won't dine alone with women. To avoid temptation, Melania Trump lives in New York.

   To be fair, Trump thinks Meals on Wheels is a taco truck and he hates Mexicans.

   Reagan had ketchup in school lunches declared a vegetable, so maybe Congress can have Trump declared a vegetable.