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   messageicon "Please make me happy" I whisper to my prescription.
←Rate | 09-25-2015 12:54 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Error 404: Hugo Chavez Not Found
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found the vodka… it was hiding in the orange juice!
←Rate | 02-17-2012 12:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Liver: This month is gonna be tough. hang in there and stay strong buddy.
←Rate | 12-02-2015 13:59 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My timeline hates your drama.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 11:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon What doesn't kill you is probably a poison made in China.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 12:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do they have dressing rooms for you to try on a smart car before you buy it?
←Rate | 01-19-2013 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, she just called you a Mexican... Oh hell no, hold my taco.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 12:46 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ladies were labeled heroes instead of sluts for sleeping around too much, us guys would be having a lot more sex. Someone screwed up here.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 10:10 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What's the point of winning all these golden covered Grammys if there isn't chocolate in the middle?" - Adele
←Rate | 02-21-2012 12:18 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer, I promise this weed is prescription, it's for my pathological lying!!
←Rate | 12-22-2011 06:48 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like @nal s ex, it looks so much easier in the movies.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 05:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Makes animal noises whenever someone approaches
←Rate | 03-28-2013 01:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You knew how I chew when you agreed to marry me.
←Rate | 08-31-2015 01:58 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netflix and panic attack?
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My emotional status hinges on how long I have to wait to eat again.
←Rate | 02-08-2015 10:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
←Rate | 11-18-2015 13:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 00:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You've changed" No actually I think the proper term is, "I've stopped trying to please you."
←Rate | 03-17-2012 12:38 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon No human society exists without booze or religion. That's why we drink religiously.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 13:28 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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