friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I've overcome my fear of Friday the 13th, since I don't think my luck can conceivably get any worse!

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.

   I want to thank e-Harmony for the free match weekend...they are amazing...found my perfect match, sent the profile, and pic...we are getting together later today...I am so impressed and very curious how they got a picture of my left hand....

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.

   Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday.

   my buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"

   Has come to the conclusion that the weekend is a man, it comes too quick then you don't hear from it for a week!!

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.

   If I can just make it one more day without some kid that I've never seen before wishing me a happy father's day this weekend will be a success.

   The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people actually protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend? ;)

   Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?

   Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas

      In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   Fish have sex without penetration. Yes I was watching National Geographic all weekend.

   I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here

   I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.