trump Funny Status Messages

   so Trump is off to visit Mexico?. I hope his security detail is up to scratch.

   Trump promises to give generals 30 days to create a plan to defeat ISIS. He also wants them to create a perfume and shoot the ads or they'll be fired.

   Trump's healthcare defence is similar to his "grab them by the P" defence. Bill said much worse than I did. Their plan is much worse than my plan. I believe that is known as the loser's limp reaction.

   Eric Cartman was Donald Trump before Donald Trump became Donald Trump.

   Cut Gary Johnson some slack. Donald Trump thought Aleppo was one of the Marx Brothers.

   Hi, this is your president, Donald Trump. I'm interrupting this program because I think it's a stupid show. It's terrible ok? You're fat by the way.

   CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.

   "Only my life matters." -Donald Trump

   DOES TRUMP ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING besides watch TV, play golf and tweet?

   Donald Trump is so terrible at negotiating that he can't even find a way to convince his wife to live with him.

   "If you are under investigation by the FBI. you should not be president -Donald Trump 7/14/16

   Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.

   I hear tomorrow, Trump is going to plagiarize the Gettysburg address.

   The right says Hillary Clinton is responsible for her husband. Why isn’t Melania Trump?

   when Trump said "Obama wiretapped me," he didn't mean "Obama wiretapped me." Which part of Obama wiretapped me don't you people understand?

   Trump would've had more speakers at the convention but they're were roster issues. Translation: Trump ran out of family members.

   That was quick. Mooch is down, and I only need one Jeff Sessions for Trump Bingo ! .

   First day on the job and Trump is already focusing on the real issues, like argue with the media about how many people attended his inauguration.

   US added 235,000 jobs in February. To be fair, most of those were fact checkers reporting on Trump.

   If Trump cannot deliver the goods for the Kremlin, Putin will have him replaced by someone who can.