trump Funny Status Messages

   . Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.

   Actors like Carrie Fisher claimed Trump would never be their president. I hope the others follow her lead!

   China, China, ChinaChinaChina...I know China. <<< Donald Trump!

   I can think of one group of workers who are doing much better under this Trump presidency....comedians

   I was thinking....it's going to be really weird when Biden moves into the White House and has to share a bed with Trump because he refuses to leave

   A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.

   Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!

   Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like replacing Captain James T. Kirk with Captain High Liner.

   If my grandkids ask how Trump got elected, I'm gonna say that Breaking Bad was so awesome that everyone in America ended up on Meth!

   Donald Trump knows darn well who David Duke and the KKK are and he welcomes their endorsement. He just doesn't want to openly admit it.

   Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.

   Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.

   CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'

   Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.

   What kind of president would Donald Trump be? A combination of George Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Bernie Madoff.

   I'm boycotting the next Nobel Prize award ceremony. Trump so deserved the award, but didn't win.

   Trump's healthcare defence is similar to his "grab them by the P" defence. Bill said much worse than I did. Their plan is much worse than my plan. I believe that is known as the loser's limp reaction.

   "Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007

   Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.

   Your credit history may be a determining factor when applying for a loan or to be a future Trump supporter.