Friday Funny Status Messages

   finally, the Friday of my discontent

   dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   I think it's logical to hate the player, without players there would be no game and I would have a date for Friday night

   Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.

   disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action

   if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   TGIF - Thank Goose It's Friday

   I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   I live every day like it's Friday the 13th.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.

   GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday

   Damn, Girl. Are you Black Friday? 'Cause I'm wondering what your deal is.

   Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."