snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.

   Winter's coming. Bright side...Taylor Swift albums make excellent kindly.

   I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.

   My husband keeps insisting we try 69, but I think we should keep the thermostat at 70 degrees this winter.

   I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.

   Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.

   Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!

   Snow is merely rain, rain that doesn't go away. It hangs around for days and days.

   Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.

   I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!