Friday Funny Status Messages

   Friday are we there yet?

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..

   It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to

   Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??

   wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!

   Okay ladies, exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

   so much for black friday at a bar

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.

   ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"

   Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.