trump Funny Status Messages

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.

   I ate my first pot brownie tonight and it finally occurred to me Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America.

   I felt like the ending of this weeks episode of Trump was kind of boring. Right? I guess the writers are building to something big.

   Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?

   BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.

   President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.

   Hey Trump haters... You guys can still pee in the ladies room since you have been for years anyway

   While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.

   "A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?

   I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...

   If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.