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   messageicon Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...
←Rate | 08-02-2016 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....
←Rate | 08-10-2016 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan
←Rate | 08-18-2016 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.
←Rate | 08-21-2016 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate my first pot brownie tonight and it finally occurred to me Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America.
←Rate | 08-29-2016 04:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I felt like the ending of this weeks episode of Trump was kind of boring. Right? I guess the writers are building to something big.
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.
←Rate | 09-09-2016 15:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?
←Rate | 10-09-2016 05:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump
←Rate | 10-09-2016 18:55 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.
←Rate | 02-15-2018 14:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.
←Rate | 01-21-2017 21:33 by GlimmerTriplet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...
←Rate | 10-21-2016 11:58 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites
←Rate | 10-20-2016 10:13 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 09:41 Comments (14)  


   messageicon In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.
←Rate | 04-15-2018 04:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.
←Rate | 02-28-2020 18:21 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey Trump haters... You guys can still pee in the ladies room since you have been for years anyway
←Rate | 09-03-2016 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.
←Rate | 01-14-2017 11:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?
←Rate | 03-24-2017 18:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...
←Rate | 07-27-2015 12:11 by eengrms Comments (0)  




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