trump Funny Status Messages

   The hardest working position in the White House is Donald Trump's belt.

   I can't be the only one who is concernd about the White House burning down if all of Donald Trump's pants catch fire. Not only does he have a lot of pants, but they are yuuuuge pants.

   Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

   Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.

   Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.

   Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.

   Note to self - playing the Trump card isn't as effective when the Trump is a joker.

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.

   President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.

   Hey Trump haters... You guys can still pee in the ladies room since you have been for years anyway

   While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.

   "A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?

   I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...