trump Funny Status Messages

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.

   Hey you Dummy-crats. Trump has been in office for 60 days..might as well relax you got a long time before the next election. Now go cry somewhere else.

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.

   Hey Trump haters... You guys can still pee in the ladies room since you have been for years anyway

   While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.

   "A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?

   I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...

   Hillary bumped into Trump on the way to the White House and she said "Pardon me"...He Replied, "You want another Pardon?"