trump Funny Status Messages

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion

   NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.

   Take Nixon into the deepest days of his Watergate paranoia, subtract 50 IQ points, add Twitter, and you have Trump today.

   If those terrible doctors hadn't given Trump those five deferments, we would have won Vietnam, bigly.

   The hardest working position in the White House is Donald Trump's belt.

   I can't be the only one who is concernd about the White House burning down if all of Donald Trump's pants catch fire. Not only does he have a lot of pants, but they are yuuuuge pants.

   Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

   Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.

   Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.

   Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.

   Note to self - playing the Trump card isn't as effective when the Trump is a joker.

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.

   Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.

   If Trump builds a wall do the gays get to decorate it?

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   Ted Cruz did not go against Trump, He took the last life preserver off the Titantic off the railing and jumped ship. He did not even yell women and children first just took it and jumped.