trump Funny Status Messages

   Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.

   Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.

   Note to self - playing the Trump card isn't as effective when the Trump is a joker.

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.

   Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.

   If Trump builds a wall do the gays get to decorate it?

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   Ted Cruz did not go against Trump, He took the last life preserver off the Titantic off the railing and jumped ship. He did not even yell women and children first just took it and jumped.

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.

   I ate my first pot brownie tonight and it finally occurred to me Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America.

   I felt like the ending of this weeks episode of Trump was kind of boring. Right? I guess the writers are building to something big.

   Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?

   BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in