trump Funny Status Messages

   I ate my first pot brownie tonight and it finally occurred to me Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America.

   I felt like the ending of this weeks episode of Trump was kind of boring. Right? I guess the writers are building to something big.

   Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?

   BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....

   I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.

   let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.

   President Trump should act more presidential. Instead of ignoring reporters, he should do what our current president does, and BANS THEM from the press conferences..

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion

   NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.

   Take Nixon into the deepest days of his Watergate paranoia, subtract 50 IQ points, add Twitter, and you have Trump today.

   If those terrible doctors hadn't given Trump those five deferments, we would have won Vietnam, bigly.