snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...

   ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)

   hates snow blowing.... it gives me an ice cream headache.

   converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!

   It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.

   Its so cold and the snow is so deep it wouldn't shock me if I found Megatron when I shovel.

   Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.

   It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th

   I hate winter because I can't sniff bike seats.

   Sorry if I end up in your dms this snow ❄🏂 got me sliding everywhere 🤭

   starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.

   Outlook for the rest of winter ... Criss de colisse de tabarnak?!?

   Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao

   Of course the snow is really "coming down" out there. What? As opposed to it going up?

   John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.

   with all the snow and ice; there is no traffic so everyone head outside and just stand in the street...start shakin it to poker face and flash dance!

   How was the winter solstice? I missed it because the stores were out of solstice glasses

   two young boys are lying in a snow bank outside of church with their pants down. when asked what they were doing they said "father likes a couple cold ones before mass begins"

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   Just went out to my neighbors front yard and wrote "Merry Christmas" in his yard by pissing in the snow