jrbirk Funny Status Messages

   Obama is losing support from his own party. In fact Jimmy Carter just compared him to Jimmy Carter.

   If this country really cared about itself everyone would quit looking for work so we could get the unemployment rate down to 0%!

   Here's what's happened in Wisconsin. The people who earn the money to pay these public sector workers -- for the first time -- have somebody representing them.

   Obama advising the Europeans on dept reduction is like asking Bernie Madoff manage your investment portfolio.

   Obama promised change, then he changed the promise..

   Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.

   Mr President, if you like your apology, you can keep your apology.

   Why is everyone pinching me today?

   Ron Artest - Metta World Peace, that's his name now, only gets a 7 game suspension for cheap shot in the NBA. Do we live in a society that rewards bad behavior? What's next, an endorsement for elbow macaroni?

   President Obama - The worlds most powerful insurance salesman.. How embarrassing.

   Nearly 2 million DEAD Americans are still registered to vote... Therefore, President Obama might LITERALLY be reelected over our DEAD bodies!