Jon Funny Status Messages

   Messin with Sasquatch

   16.The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.

   About to drink thermometer juice

   Have a headache take medicine, side effects- drowsiness, hunger, loss of family and baldness up to three months,

   Jons Memorial Day Advice. Don't forget! • Burgers • Beer • Sun screen • Toothpaste • Cheese • Hot dog buns • 9/11 • The Alamo • Dre

   I Love it when my pets sigh, like whats ails you my little freeloader 😄

   Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls... I was in the women's bathroom.

   it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?