BunnyGuts Funny Status Messages

   loves humanity....it's people she can't stand.

   needs a new fitness plan... LMAO is not making my pants fit any better

   was considering an all-vegetarian diet but it turns out you are not allowed to hunt vegetarians

   thinks that there's gotta be a Heaven, cause I've already done my time in Hell.

   Thinks artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

   wishes people would wear pants correctly!

   thinks red meat isn't bad for you, green furry meat is!

   does't care what anybody says, there is just something fundamentally awesome about sporks

   If you had to choose between your husband and winning the lottery… Which designer purse would you buy 1st?

   ~ Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.

   trying to put m&m's in alphabetical order...This could take a while...

   was born in the state of confusion and is living in denial.

   the first 100 years of marriage are the hardest

   walking sideways and thinking..... I should have had a V8