Brades Funny Status Messages

   thinks if your dog is wearing clothes, you're probably an a-hole.

   27 Championships. Too bad the Yankees can't also buy the respect of players, owners, and fans of MLB.

   Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

   If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? America!

   says I've Got Nothing Against Mohammed or Allah...It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand

   It's not warm in the car; you're rolling down the window because you farted.

   Vegans are secretly just anorexics trying to disguise it under a hippy guise of nutrition and compassion.

   What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

   Announcing that your parents used to be cool hippies who went to Woodstock is probably not only a lie, but it also does not change the fact that they have a loser for a child.