trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.

   Hey you Dummy-crats. Trump has been in office for 60 days..might as well relax you got a long time before the next election. Now go cry somewhere else.

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....

   I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.

   let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.

   President Trump should act more presidential. Instead of ignoring reporters, he should do what our current president does, and BANS THEM from the press conferences..

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)