trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.

   Hey you Dummy-crats. Trump has been in office for 60 days..might as well relax you got a long time before the next election. Now go cry somewhere else.

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....