trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.

   Hey you Dummy-crats. Trump has been in office for 60 days..might as well relax you got a long time before the next election. Now go cry somewhere else.

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.

   Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.

   If Trump builds a wall do the gays get to decorate it?

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   Ted Cruz did not go against Trump, He took the last life preserver off the Titantic off the railing and jumped ship. He did not even yell women and children first just took it and jumped.

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.