friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.

   The world all of a sudden feels like a casual stroll through a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit at the end of a busy weekend.

   Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister

   A lot of folks are going to be upset that the Zimmerman jury didn't come to a verdict tonight. A prime weekend looting night, down the drain..

   When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   Relly hopes the weekend comes as quick as some of her exes

   the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..

   I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

   This weekend is either way too short, or I don't have enough Long in my Island Iced Tea...

   Went camping this weekend adn learned taht the longest journey begins with not looking at a map.

   The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last night's rage fest pictures until this weekend.

   : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend?

   It seems like my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

   on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF

   This weekend feels like its going to be a "safe-word free" type of weekend.