father OR dad Funny Status Messages

   You fell sad because you didn't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mom on Mother's Day or a dad on Father's Day so shut up.

   Dear God, I could have wished a happy Father's day but decided against it considering how an absent, unaring and neglecting dead-beat dad you have been. I bet Kanye West would make a better father than you.

   A School held a contest for 6th grade kids. the theme of the contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'.... The Winning kid said, "not wearing a condom...

   Happy Father's Day to all ads.... Except to those who can't drive a manual. Happy Mother's Day!

   My adopted highway called the Department of Transportation to find his real father.

   Instagram. The wonderful world of women with daddy issues and father figure complexes.