father OR dad Funny Status Messages

   You fell sad because you didn't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mom on Mother's Day or a dad on Father's Day so shut up.

   Dear God, I could have wished a happy Father's day but decided against it considering how an absent, unaring and neglecting dead-beat dad you have been. I bet Kanye West would make a better father than you.

   A School held a contest for 6th grade kids. the theme of the contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'.... The Winning kid said, "not wearing a condom...

   Happy Father's Day to all ads.... Except to those who can't drive a manual. Happy Mother's Day!

   My adopted highway called the Department of Transportation to find his real father.

   Yes, I didn't get the halftime show. I also didn't attend an F-rated school, I'm not part of the 13% that commits 60% of violent crimes, and I know who to send the Father's Day card to on Father's Day.

   Instagram. The wonderful world of women with daddy issues and father figure complexes.

   As a self-made millionaire and father of 16, I am begging all of you to stop believing everything you read on social media

   Bl@cks were given Bl@ck History Month because Father's Day doesn't exist for them.

   Dman does his father's asshole.

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   When a person gets m*lested by their father in the shower, and in their later years, projects on someone else online to try and rid themselves of the secret guilt and yes -lust- they still feel 😂