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   messageicon No, but I do kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 08:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sitting at a crossroad, strange I don't see Bones, Thug or Harmony
←Rate | 08-25-2012 10:12 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if my favorite rock stars saw how hard I rock out & jam to their music they would say "I want to hang out with that dude forever."
←Rate | 08-28-2012 06:20 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a guy wearing a backwards, upside down visor. I assume he DOESN'T want to block sun but DOES want to collect rain.
←Rate | 07-04-2014 05:52 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Life gives you lemons, consider purchasing a different cereal.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 00:16 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out Bob Ross was once a military sergeant and now I'm picturing him yelling LOOK AT ALL THOSE HAPPY LITTLE TREES, MAGGOT
←Rate | 03-24-2015 05:44 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just spelled "diarrhea" correctly on my first try! I'd be more happy about this if it wasn't for all this diarrhea.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 06:13 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
←Rate | 06-18-2014 04:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil...then plastic dinosaurs are made from REAL dinosaurs?
←Rate | 08-06-2014 04:48 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon This space heater can barely warm a room, there's no way it's going to heat a universe.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 05:40 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if when Ice Cube was in NWA he thought one day he'd play a cop in light hearted comedy
←Rate | 01-07-2014 06:22 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do a dramatic removal
←Rate | 06-06-2014 05:26 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can, however, make a pretty decent ham wallet.
←Rate | 04-02-2013 06:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who live in glass houses must really hate birds.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:36 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love eavesdropping on people's private conversations. Always hoping I hear something that leads to me foiling a terrorist plot.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 06:56 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I could ever stab someone... I mean lets be honest. I can barely get the straw through a Capri Sun
←Rate | 09-14-2014 18:01 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my grade school teachers could see how much better I've gotten at hardcore spacing out.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 06:14 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of my biggest fears is meeting Bono from U2 and saying "I'm a huge fan, Bobo."
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a guy in a trucker hat, with a handle bar moustache, wearing a bowtie, carrying a stack of records with an iguana on his shoulder walking down the street. Didn't think it was possible to OD on hipster
←Rate | 04-26-2014 06:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who wish they had a nickel for every time such-and-such happened should raise their prices a little.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 15:28 by Huck Comments (0)  




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