life Funny Status Messages

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   Of all great losses in life, Time is the most irrecoverable. It can never be redeemed.

   Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach.

   Life got 4 steps. 1: you belive in santa. 2: you don't belive in santa. 3: you are santa. 4: you look like santa

   Your life must be really pathetic if you spend your time and energy fighting against the rights of others.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and drink your poison.

   I woke up humping the wall of my pillow fort, in case you were wondering how my s@x life is going.

   If by "brighten your life" you mean I set you on fire than yes I here to brighten your life!

   If getting ignored in real life is not enough, try twitter.

   I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator

   Ok Charlie , If thats winning I want to be a loser the rest of my life

   If life hands you lemons, hey.... free lemons.

   Life's too short to go to bed early

   Almost time for "New year the new me, 2016 is mine bull$hit. Your life sucked last year and it will suck again in 2016

   Life is like roller coster indeed, and i'm about to throw up..*woakh*

   NXT 4 Life! They're taking over!

   Cause I gave up smokin', Women and drinkin' last night And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life

   Attention nobodys...I'm not going to "follow" you on fb....unless you're Marilyn Monroe brought back to life.

   Facebook is a like real life in that I don't think of the witty reply until 5 or 6 days after the conversation happened.

   If ‘real life' was really that great, Facebook wouldn't be so darn addictive.