love Funny Status Messages

   Someone said: "what night is the dnc swimsuit comp?" I concur. Would love to see AOC in a swimsuit and ball gag. 🤣

   I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection.

   I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.

   I have a love/hate relationship with Daylight Saving Time. I love it in the evening, but I hate it in the morning.

   ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany

   I love it when people get mad and speed past me, only to end up at the same red light.

   i can promise you I will never love anyone enough to ride a tandem bike with them

   Don't expect any New Years resolution from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, outspoken delight you have all come to know and love.

   Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol

   Black Olives Matter... Just love them right out of the can and on salads.

   We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦

   Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".

   What with unwanted pregnancies, social diseases and failed relationships, the Love Boat reboot will be titled the "Tug" Boat.

   I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening tools, Its called beeches and hoes..

   You gotta love these women on Facebook that never ♥️ your posts because they're married. Meanwhile, their husbands are flirting with anything that has 2 holes and a heartbeat.

   God does love gays, but only if they are tops.

   Those people aren't attacking Telsa dealerships. They are tourists showing love. I learned that on January 6th 2021.

   I used to have a crush on Ana Kournikova but love means nothing to her

   If you're alone on Valentine's Day it's okay as you can love yourself enough do something nice for yourself like go out and buy your own candy and flowers, and trust me you're totally worth it!! Especially tomorrow at 80% off.