love Funny Status Messages

   Oi, FB friends, enjoy, love and relax..... love what you do and love the people around you... but always be prepared to explore and be ready for change............ dont get bored and dont be boring.......

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   This night m'lady and I will intertwine our love in the haunting glow of the moon, and maybe she'll let me stick it in her pooper.

   Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis

   I am recruiting for valentine's. I want my love to be crazy and beautiful. I want my love to be passionate and heart-wrenching and unpredictable. Boring need not apply.

   Happy Valentine's Day, Peeps! Love is hard to find, so give some, get some, buy, rent or lease some, loan some out if you have extra. Spread a smile at work, wink at a stranger at lunch, or give a happy wave to someone in traffic. But above all else, i

   youre a doll you are flawless, I just cant wait for love to destroy us

   If king Joffery of GoT and Justin Bieber were to be in a sinking ship, what colour of wet paint would you love to watch dry?

   I love you! And that's ok that you don't, because sometimes the beauty is in the attempt

   Hey England: Every Brexit You Take. I Will Always Love EU. Un Brexit my heart. With Or Without EU. Straight outta Currency. Britain on the Dock of Decay. Since UK Been Gone.

   "I love speaking for others" --- ventriloquists

   Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate ; Friends has 7 letter, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying

   Her: Why do you love me? Him: because you have sex with me. Her: You could have sex with other girls, too. Him: I can?? Sweet!! Her: That’s not what I meant. Him: OK…then, I love you.

   Didn we all love Kinder... where the hardest decision was picking a crayon

   This B1tch got "SNGL MOM" on her License Plates.. Basically she just gave up on Love all together!

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   AKK AKK AKK! Spinachk is me favorik fruitk. (I love Popeye.)

   i love watching commercials for medicatications. the symptoms are usually worse the the side effects of the meds. for example I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms might involve: growing an extra head out of your, neck, skin to decintergrate, loss o

   I can hear those folks stuck on that snowed-in, 55 mile stretch of I-95 in northern Virginia: "But we love the seasons!"

   I always wondered what it was that he wouldn't do for love, and now we know: he wouldn't get vaccinated.