love Funny Status Messages

   Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation with Coprophagia, a little Cyclic vomiting syndrome and a cup...Yea that's some real love :)

   a wife is like the suits of a deck of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them when they drive you nuts, and a spade to bury them when their dead

   I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

   Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

   May peace break into your home and thieves come to steal your debts,May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for 100$$ bills!May love stick to your face like vasilene and may laughter assault your lips!May happyness slap you across your the face and

   My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.

   LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother

   Tebow? And are you in love with him? Cuz you sure talk about him alot...

   I love a nice dark red with hints of oak and floral overtones. And, it was a double flusher!!

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you. I got you a Justin Bieber CD.

   I love how everyone seems to be able to sing on facebook *singing*

   dont make love in your back garden! love is blind but ur neighbours arnt!!

   Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...

   Love is me pooping while she brushes her teeth, and when she starts to leave I say "but wait, there's more" and splash another log. We laugh

   If I love you only for your looks rather than for your soul, then you better be worried because I will dump your ass like yesterday’s mashed potatoes the next chance I get to hook up with someone cuter than you.

   I fell in love with an Irish girl from the bad part of town. She had no time for me. She'd rather do the jig.

   Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). Everything has an END except...Fam(ILY)! <3 Love and take care of eachother...

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.

   I love you, flushable baby wipes.

   I love every bone in your body, especially mine.